Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!! :D
Rules for my dialect
1. every word that begins with th will have a "g" instead
2. instead of " ", I will use ': :'
3. every word that ends with an f will have a "ph" instead
4. every y will be turned into "ay"
5. man will be said as mayn
6. women/woman will be said as wemeyn/wemayn
7. Spelling and grammar will be sloppy and incorrect
Dialect: MADE UP
pg. 26 TEWWG revamped
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Long before the week was down, Cali noticed her cat had stopped talking in lyrics to her. It had ceased to be amazed with her mustache and play with it. Twenty - seven months back, it told her, ':Iph ayou were smarter gan me, I would have left this dump oph a house alreaday!:'
So Cali told it, ':Well gat's all good and well. Whay did ayou not leave sooner? Ayou do not have to be smarter gan me to know to leave. I would have left twelve ayears ago iph I was ayou. But I ain't ayou. Ayou cat are stupid. Gat's ge way gattos were raised!:'
One morning soon it called her cell phone, out of the blue, to come to the garage. It had it's luggage all ready to go.
':Can ayou help me out some?' said the cat. ':I need some moneay and a pair oph shoes and a car. I reallay need it to get out of gis place.:'
':Well, ayou can walk out oph gis place. As for the shoes, you ain't got no use for shoes! Ayou's a cat. Cat's also don't need moneay. So don't come asking for any!:'
With that, Cali slammed the door in her poor old cat's ungrateful face. The cat sulked away.
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